Get the hill and protect it by any means necessary.
By being the creator of this thread, I own the hill. I put it in a time vortex. My hill.

I teleport onto your hill and shoot you in the forehead.
I then put a mote around that vortex.
My hill.

I get ion cannon and blow you up and make walls that are impossible to climb and impossible to go under. my hill.

Although I can't climb or go under the walls, you said nothing about walking straight through them. Utilizing this small flaw in reasoning, I walk through your walls and take the hill. I miniaturize it and put the hill in my safety deposit box I have in Gringotts Bank.

I cause another Great Depression and you loose everything, including the hill.

New Hill. Next post gets it.

Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII is on my hill and he's on my team.

I have the Kabbalah, which has 10 Sephiroth. I have more Sephiroth then you, Q.E.D., I now own the hill. I surround the hill with angry Italian grandmothers.

I put garlic seasoned meatballs on mousetraps with mines attached to the bottom strategically around your angry Italian grandmothers.

I hide the hill.

I have a tracking device and I blow up everything and everyone on the hill other than me.
My hill.

"other than me."

The tracking device blows itself up, allowing me to teleport you into another dimension. My hill.

*teleports the hill and himself to the TARDIS*
MY hill! and The Doctor's hill.

I'll trade The Doctor a new sonic screwdriver for the hill, and then toss the hill through a stargate.

I throw the hill into a supernova. Supernova's hill now.

Supernova blows up and the hill is gone.

No ones hill...

But if it MUST continue... I sweep up the pieces and rebuild it in my backyard. My hill.

I walk up the hill and push you off. My hill.

I blow up you, and only you. My hill.

You see a black SUV pull up to the hill and stop. Then you see something pop out of the roof and pointed at you. I blast hundreds of bullets in you with my mini-gun. My hill.

screw humanity i drop a nuke that destroys the hill and everyone :D except for me my....nothingness :(

I sweep up the dust... AGAIN... and put the hill back together... My hill.

I blast the hill with a squareness gun, my hill.

I force the President to give me the hill and protect it with the military under my control.
My hill.

I hypnotize the military to capture and kill you. My hill.

You killed my clone. I take back the hill by destroying you and any thing that may have lead to your existence.

My hill.

I put on The Invisible Cloak, sneak up the hill, and shoot you. Then, I put hungry, fast, crazy zombies at the bottom, along with an electric barb wire fence.

My hill.

I give the zombiez a gram of kush and shoot you, I put crackheads at the bottom of the hill.

My Hill.