This game is simple. The first person asks a question, and the next poster answers with a(n obviously) wrong answer. That person then asks a question for the next poster, and so on.

Example
Person 1: Who was the first person on the moon?
Person 2: Schemer7. What was the first telegraph message sent?
Person 3: "I am watching you." Why was...

[Alright, let me clarify something. The answer isn't supposed to be completely random, just not... correct. If I ask you for the name of some famous person, you should answer with a person's name. It's more amusing if you tell me that WTF stands for "White T-Shirt Foundation" rather than "colored pencils".]

Question: When will pigs fly?
Non-amusing answer: North America
More-amusing answer: Once humans finally figure out how to counteract gravity.

[Note: Okay, I'm not most creative person. But I hope I got my point across.]

First question!

Who is JFK?

Jacob Frederik Kitts.
Why is Garfield fat?

The person who assasinated Lincoln. He ate a balloon.

Where can I buy bacon?

I give up...

Because yoga is expensive.

Where is Carmen Sandiego?

at the laundromat.
why is the sky blue?

WE ARE GETTING NINJA'D TOO MUCH!

Because I used paint.

Where's my head at?

Burger King.

How is my insurance?

Top of the line.

What is a car?

because someone used to many olives

what would happen if a hampster were born in space?

Duck?

This is too much. I'm out.

7.

why did the chicken cross the road?

[Quote the question you are responding to.]
It wanted some beef.

Why would anyone want to live in a big house?

So that their duck gets paid double.

What is pi?

(good idea)

To feel nice and cozy.

What is the easiest way to fall asleep?

(Also be careful not to super-nest quotes)

eat a sponge...

why?

To not understand.

Why can't I hold all these limes?

Because they are the size of watermelons.
Why do I like to read so much?

So you can learn how to sew.

What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

Nutella. [Duh.]
Why does TCaS exist?

To enrage politicians.

Why can't we just all get along?

Because you can't be racist all the time.

Why aren't all the buttons blue?

To fend away the faeries.

How can I pass Physics?

You need to master Ti Chi.

How is now relevant to then?