Mudz

What is your IQ?

Blue.

What is the best card game invented?

Pokemon Park Pikachu's Adventure

What's wrong with me?

It's your gun that's quite disturbing..

How much post count does one be content with?

11.11, of course.

How do you get .11 of a post count?

Get 11 people with a poniguin avvie and have them all post on You're Winner! at the same time.

How many wheels are on a big rig?

42.

Is it true? Are you hungry?

I AM having vegetarian pot pie for dinner!


Who's assassination sparked WWI?

Edgar Allen Poe.

Why did the revolution in Russia occur?

They were unhappy with the current number of Peruvian Inca Orchids.


How do you deal with OCD?

Make sure you are free of hyperactivity and distraction.

What is the worst college degree in?

Taxes, because you'll never be done.

How many people does it take to take over the world?

Eight people, one for every continent.

Why won't the Monopoly program work on my Mac!?

Because you didn't hit your Mac with a hammer yet.

What is Newton's First Law of Motion?

That all newts have to always be moving.

What is another word for 'synonym'?

"That one word".

How do you format text?

Covering it with bacon, of course.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Post in italic, and you will achieve awesomeness.

What is the best thing in existence?

Cow Manure.

Yes?

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Because of apples, or because of pears?

My pants have a aquatic marmot in them.

When did time have a face?

Over there, in the cupboard.

Long, long ago, in the time of the wooden DVD's, and when you wrote cow with a long W, there was a man. A man as big as a small house, but as small as a big truck. He was not as strong as a bear, but stronger than a dead bear. He ate a brick, and it tasted like brick. Have you heard this story before?

I distinctly remember a YouTube video featuring alien computers retelling it.

Where do countries keep their foreign reserves?

In Antarctica, where the penguins shuffle and the ice is cold.

R U a wizard?

At 5 o'clock only on Sundays.

How neat is my handwriting?